October 3rd, 2007
There is a sign on the wall of my school that you simply must see. If I weren’t such a lazy shit I’d take a picture to show you, but I am, so I won’t. (But it doesn’t mean I don’t still love you – obviously I do.) Anyway, the sign is a poster-style advertisement for a pair of cities in Mexico, called X and Y (not really… they have crazy Mexican names that I can neither pronounce nor spell), and in an effort to entice me to visit them, the poster says:
IF YOU ONLY VISIT ONE PLACE THIS YEAR, THESE SHOULD BE THEM!
Yes. One place. Them.
Delicious.

ERG! That’s awful! And hilarious.
Schrödinger’s vacation! (Especially if the two cities are in two different states.)