November 5th, 2007
Sometimes I’m classy:
(A nice port, suitable for sipping)
And sometimes I’m not:
(A reasonably rye, suitable for drinking in quantity)
In case you’re interested, those times were 2pm and 3pm, respectively. Now who’s going to watch football drunk with me?
(I’m classifying this post as “vegetarianism” because a. no animals were harmed in the production of this liquor, and b. us vegetarians have a reputation for being no fun. Lord knows I’m fun right now!)

Woah, I would not have said that if I were you, but this is a pretty great blog post. Perhaps you should allow me to write a guest entry to express my thoughts about the opposite side of this statement.