March 28th, 2008
Okay. You know that stupid test where you determine your porn name by adding your childhood pet’s name to the name of the street you grew up on? Well. I lived on many streets but one really works well for this, and so without further ado, I present to you my porn name:
Midnight Beaver.
Yes… Midnight Beaver. Midnight being a black cat (I was so clever as a third grader) and we did in fact live on Beaver Street, which is in Abbotsford.
What’s yours?
Velcro Vedder. “Street you grew up on” is a bit ambivalent because we moved around a fair amount, so Velcro Smith is also possible.
Buttons Marshall
I was always told it was your first pet’s name and your mother’s maiden name. Using that, I have the greatest porn star name ever:
Elmer Fudge
Bernie Evans.
Does the order matter? I think West End Tuffy sounds better than Tuffy’s West End.