May 13th, 2008
I am so sore it hurts to sit on the toilet. Yes! My ass muscles are that sore. And guess what? When you’re a vegan, you can’t hold it. Vegans, well – me and Husband, anyway, get these nice, big, soft, fluffy poos all the time. We poo probably… three or four times a day. This isn’t the hardship you might think because they happen very fast – barely longer than the time required to pee. There’s just no straining or waiting when you eat as much fiber as we do. Actually we have both commented that finally, after a lifetime the other way, we realize how our bowels are supposed to work. Efficiently, easily, comfortably.
Anyway, there is one down side: THE POO CANNOT BE DENIED. You get notice, of course, but unlike the notice from our previous lives: “Hey up there, I might have to poo in a while… just letting you know… I’ll get back to you on this;” now we get: “I’M A-COMIN’! PECK PECK! PECK PECK PECK!” And you better get to a bathroom pretty fast.
In my current state, doing anything fast hurts. Especially sitting on the toilet fast.
In other news… what do you do when you are faced with obvious truths about people you know, when they are totally clued out about it? Do you say anything?
“…what do you do when you are faced with obvious truths about people you know, when they are totally clued out about it? Do you say anything?”
Depends on the urgency of the realization. “That cough is probably something the doctor should look at, you longtime smoker” is more urgent than, “you should cut your hair because you look like you have an angry beehive on your head.”
If I think it’ll help, I’ll tell them. Jim knows when I (Mister Blunt) didn’t say anything to him because it probably wouldn’t have helped and would have harmed our friendship for me to start spouting off on (subject).
But yeah, most of the times I’ll bring it up.
Depends on the obvious truth.
I believed it was heading to become some dull previous publish, but it actually compensated for my time. I will publish a website link to this web page on my blog. I’m sure my site visitors will discover that pretty helpful.