Lately it seems there are a lot of people who are riding their bikes on the sidewalk.  I hate this because they invariably manage to scare the crap out of me.  One does not expect things to be moving any faster than about six or seven kilometres per hour on the sidewalk, so when something does, it’s alarming.  I don’t like to be alarmed when I’m just walking somewhere.  And I feel justified being a jerk about this because, hello, bikes belong on the road where they can get killed with all the other fast movers.  Us slow moving walking types are entitled to the sidewalk, where we expect an alarm-free stroll.

Is it bad of me that I fantasize about shoving a stick into their spokes when cyclists ride on the sidewalk?