Comments on: Discretionary Eating Challenge

By: Puck

Puck — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:03:08 +0000

I’d never kick sand in your face!

And I’d never lau… wait, yes, I would laugh at you.

By: Blogosaurus

Blogosaurus — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:54:46 +0000

Hmm. Does this mean you’re kicking sand in my face and laughing?

By: Puck

Puck — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:01:29 +0000

Pft. I did Medifast. It kicks sand in the face of this challenge at the beach and laughs.

By: Blogosaurus

Blogosaurus — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:00:00 +0000

It can’t possibly be a challenge for people like you… people like you will never do a challenge like this!

By: Toren

Toren — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:22:57 +0000

There is no food better than ice cream.

By: Puck

Puck — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 03:29:22 +0000

Bah! Why don’t you give up sex too?

And reading! That can cause eyestrain. Same goes for TV and movies.

Next up: going outside. Have you SEEN outside? There are all kinds of sick people out there who can infect you with who knows what!

But wait, you’re more likely to injure yourself at home! Best to just stay in bed, doing some very low-impact yoga and being fed through an IV.

That way you can be El Supremo Ultimate Health Goddess.

This challenge isn’t *for* people like you. It’s for people like me to give them a way improve their eating habits.

You, on the other hand, eat healthier than anybody should and all you’ll be doing with this is denying yourself some pleasure in exchange for the smugness of “healthiest”.

“Healthy” is fine. You’re already “healthier” which really doesn’t make a big difference. “Healthiest” is just silly.

By: Chile

Chile — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:22:42 +0000

Back away from the pop!

Seriously, if you gorge yourself on it before trying to go cold tofurkey, it will make the withdrawals that much harder.

Come on over and sign up for the challenge. If you choose the “Whole Enchilada” at 100%, you’ll be the very first blogger brave enough to do so!