Today I have a few things to do:

-Plan meals for the week and get groceries.

-Take the “Unexpected Christmas” Erroneous Triple Shipping of Chapters books back to the Chapters store downtown.

-Settle down to take a chunk out of my new book.

-Clean up the detritus from last night’s poker game.  Speaking of which, last night I baked some chocolate chip and walnut cookies for the gang and by the end of the evening there were only three left: an unqualified success for vegan baking!  There is little I find as satisfying as the disappearance into gullets of things I have cooked.  I’m generally a little trepidatious about serving vegan foods because I worry I won’t notice if they taste of soymilk or other strange veg foods that other people aren’t used to, but it seems I don’t have to worry about those cookies.  Excellent!

-Be a lazy slug.  Yesterday I endured my final day long class with Chi-Woman and I think I’ve earned it.  Later this week I have the final evening class with her, which is also my final class with her ever and my final non-supervision class ever.  YAY!  This calls for some slugging around, yes?  Yes!

Today I have already accomplished (warning: scatological content):

-THE MOST IMPRESSIVE BOWEL MOVEMENT EVER.  I think that after two years of vegetarianism I have at last achieved poo nirvana: the Perfect Poo.  Long, full, soft, with a gentle curve - it should be bronzed.  I’m so proud.

I occurs to me that talking about baking and pooping in the same post probably violates some etiquette conventions but I have to tell you, according to my blog stats, people come here for those two topics.  So in theory this should be my most popular post ever.

Which means if you don’t like baking and poo together, you are the one with the problem.