November 27th, 2008
I see that announcing I was quitting writing and then stopping writing for a couple months has driven all my readers away. Quitters! That’s what you are: a bunch of quitters!
I wouldn’t quit your blog just because you said you weren’t writing any more. Fickleness, thy name is reader!
No really. After much fussing and hemming and hawing etc., I decided that this blog could be perfectly harmless and fun if I restrict myself exclusively to discussions of sex, bodily functions, and my opinions about my employer.
Now let’s see you come flocking back!

Perhaps some of us just kept your blog in our RSS feed & waited patiently for your sudden but inevitable return.
(With apologies to dinosaurs & Wash)
Touche!