I see that announcing I was quitting writing and then stopping writing for a couple months has driven all my readers away.  Quitters!  That’s what you are: a bunch of quitters!

I wouldn’t quit your blog just because you said you weren’t writing any more.  Fickleness, thy name is reader!

No really.  After much fussing and hemming and hawing etc., I decided that this blog could be perfectly harmless and fun if I restrict myself exclusively to discussions of sex, bodily functions, and my opinions about my employer.

Now let’s see you come flocking back!