Too Early For Posting

May 31st, 2009

My hair has gotten quite long and I am encountering a new problem as a result: every once in a while a section of it slides into my armpit, gets stuck, and then I move my head – yank!  It hurts.  These are the sorts of things no one warns you about.

I would provide better content but those mother fucking dragonboaters are at it again, and have been all freaking morning since at least forever ago.  They have a pipe band.  Some dude with a bullhorn.  And earlier today they actually fired a cannon, round about 7:30.  A cannon!  Or something that sounds just like one.

Newsflash!  I just stomped out onto the deck to take a picture of the stupid boats for you, but there aren’t any!  It’s a huge crowd of people on the Science World lawn, all in blue shirts, and I just caught this snippet from the bullhorn (isn’t it interesting that they make you simultaneously loud and un-understandable?  The former is cancelled out by the latter): “Scientists are innovators, they are the future!”

Which is true.  And cool.  But shut up already!

Oh crap, now they are playing Amazing Grace.  Kill me.

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